Monday, December 28, 2009

How do Christians cope with the squirrel-shaped hole in their hearts?

Booze and pills.





And possibly chipmunks, but it just isn't the same.How do Christians cope with the squirrel-shaped hole in their hearts?
Someone's had a little to much wine at churchHow do Christians cope with the squirrel-shaped hole in their hearts?
They make up for it with a fetish for other small furry rodents....endlessly searching for the squirrel love they're missing.
I personally like to touch my nuts.
so that is why the puffins and pegnuins don't fit...





I have some nuts if you want to trade for some tuna....
I've tried to stuff a penguin in it. doesn't fit so well, though....
They fill the hole with pre-teen altar boys.
Those are actually vampires impostering, they have the hole so they can increase there odds of survival if they get stabbed with some nutwood--
How do they cope with the fact squirrels are illegal in Hawaii?
perfect analogy.





the hole is actually shaped like the cross and only can be plugged so it can be filled by what Jesus did by way of the cross.


alcohol,drugs, fame,fortune, knowledge,etc.etc


You can see that in Hollywood all the time.





Rehab city there it should be named





All fall short of the Glory of God that is available to everyone.

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